Don't Get Put on the Next-List Snitch!

A DIAMOND MONKEY PARTY

Can we all band together and see if we can petiton

all the wig shops in Brooklyn to stop selling Janice

these synthetic ass 2-toned mite magnets....if any of

Puff the Magic's kids start having allergy attacks

when they get to grandma's I assure you hear

wig isthe culprit.. that bad boy is made outta 100% DANDER! lmao

And whats with the shirt.. ole girl and i do mean ole girl

looks like a Pirates and the Caribbean extra with

that blouse on... this look is straight outta Davey Jones' locker...

Lookin' a lil lifeless Mamma Tina... she gonna start

turnin blue in a minute... one can only suck it in

and hold they breath for so long......

Cassie...now that you're music career is down

the drain.. looks like its just me and you..

Kim Kardashian was there supposedly looking to hook up. The celebutard daughter of ex-O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, best known for her porny performance in a home made sex tape with Ray Jay and her ginormous assets, showed up with pal Britney Gastineau. "She begged people to introduce her to Pharrell Williams, but she couldn't get through the women around him, so she settled for Fabolous," said a spy.

Jennifer Lopez

Pharrell and Cassie/Ashanti/

Tina, Lorraine Swartz, Angie Beyince (they assistant)

Pharrell/DJ Clue/Fabolous