Thursday, January 05, 2006

NIG, I'M CLOWNIN!
Now when you ask your ghetto ass baby daddy where he would like to have his birthday party nd he says the local "scrip" club, I suggest you go ahead a make a reservation for red lobster. But Singer Monica's country-hood ass had to indulge her boyfriend Rocko by hosting his b-day bash at the "Body Tap,Nude Emporium" in Atlanta and the "A" was definetly in the building. I swear this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time and the fact that they are serious is what makes it funnier. All I'm sayin is what happened to my invitation cause to see this crap up close would of been worth the greyhound bus ticket...
Monica and her baby daddy/boyfriend Rocko...I bet you couldn't tell them nothing that night!.... it kills me how people go to a club at night and wear shades... I can hardly see in the club with out them..... I bet they be the main ones tryin to fight people when "they" bump into someone too... what the deal with that gorilla chest vest?! and is it goin bald or is that the ass because why is it so light at the top?!.... and then her dude got a coat on with his name on it.. the "O" at the end of Rocko must be on the other side.... LMAO
Big momma baked that cake... you can tell by that thick ass hard looking frosting. ... and somebodys lil cousin thought it would be hella tight to put a $100 bill on it.. ... but who would really eat a slice with all them dirty stripper $1's on it.. who knows where that money has been... and why is it on the ground?!
Now she is usually on point but I'll have to give her 2 thumbs down for this ensemble.... Yes the boots are fly but it was still the end of Decemember and she know that wearing some daisy flukes was just wrong... You can tell she is cold by the way she is standing... and then to add insult to my eye injury she ties on a silky blonde synthetic phony pony....shakin my head
Monica's lil bro Montez (I hate that name) .... Damn baby bro.. how many bandanas are to many? 1 ain't enough to prove to the DeCalb County Cracker Killas that you're down?
Monica's best friend Tammy... Look Emika! She got a chubby lightskin best friend too! lmao
Now I've seen everything.... The club even got a barber shop in it... this spot is like Walmart for nigs... a one stop shop
Kandi Burress of Exscape and some other chick
Ha-Ha! Check out the strippers shoes! she got wheels on her heels!
Tiny of Exscape was there looking like a blonde roach..
TI with his fly self... meow
Ringo of Jagged Edge and Juvenile....
Debauchery at its best... Where dem dollars at!

Ok, so who wanted to take a picture with who?.... Monica proved to her man "hood style" that she loves him! check out her big ass tat with his name on it.. now thats hood

Look at my stripper "tip" dollars! .... was she prepared for her boo's party or what! This pic is funny in itself

Sole Surivivor aka Young Jeezy be everywhere don't he... Hey where Akon at?

These are some people looking down unto the party from the wack looking VIP rooms up stairs... and look who is in them! This doesn't say much for the clubs clientele.... But their faces are priceless...

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